Not Highly Unlikely
- The Fever's Passing (8K) by Libby A. Smith
Post 'Fever' Tracy tries to help Vachon clean up Screed's old abode, but the memories, more than the odors, are too strong for them both.
- Greensleeves (11K) by Bonnie Kate Pardoe
Post 'Fever' Gone to all of the friends he's made over the years, Screed thinks back over his life as the chill of death settles into his bones.
(Concurrent with Blue Christmas, White Christmas, and Silver Bells.)
- In Me Own Words (15K) by I.B. Screed
Third Season Screed, having been 'round and about for the past four-hundred-and-fifty odd years, decides to tell it like it is.
- A Kitty For Christmas Dinner (16K) by Libby A. Smith
Third Season It's a cold, snowy Christmas Eve in Toronto. Sydney has somehow gotten out and Nat is beside herself with worry. Where is her knight-in-shining-armor when she needs him?
- Unexpected Company (14K) by Libby A. Smith
Third Season
Oh, the weather outside is frightful,
But there's a carouche who's so delightful.
So, if you've no place to go,
His 'umble sewer's just down below!
- Whither Gone A Friend (12K) by Bonnie Kate Pardoe
Post 'Fever' Mourning is for the living; the dead are not here to revel in it.
Laff Yer Arse Off
- Cyrano de Vachon (41K) by Felicia Oliver
Screed needs help wooing a girl. Who would you turn to?
- What Does The Groundhog Say? (14K) by Bonnie Pardoe
It's February 2nd - what will the groundhog say?
- Melodrama (11K) by Cousin Mary Jenkins
In this crazy world, do the problems of three people amount to a hill of beans? Or do they just smell like it?
- The Ratsie's Tail (25K) by Libby A. Smith and Annie Raper
There's something lurking in the sewers beneath Toronto, something even our intrepid hero Screed refuses to face alone!
- NSFW: Screed's Bad Slash Adventure (10K) by Libby A. Smith
'Bad Slash' Nick Knight is feeling the pressure; as usual, he's all worked up because of LaCroix. But are things so bad that he's willing to take advice from a carouche?
- Screed's Easter Adventure (17K) by Libby A. Smith
Does the Easter Bunny make a list? Does he check it twice? Does he know who's naughty? Does he know who's nice? If not, maybe he should!
- The Target (7K) by Libby A. Smith
Look, up in that tree! It's a bird! It's a squirrel! No, it's a ... carouche?
A Cereal - starting Screed & Natalie
- NSFW: Screed's Big Adventure (25K) by Libby A. Smith
A bit the worse for wear, Screed goes in search of a shower and finds more than he expected.
- NSFW: Screed Screws Again (30K) by Libby A. Smith
Late one night, in a bad part of town, Nat's car spins out of control on an icy road, hitting a cyclist. It's a good thing she's a medical examiner, or is it?
A Wee Bit O' Tha Fanciful Notion
- A Ratsie New Year (13K) by Libby A. Smith
It's New Year's Eve and Screed, as surprising as it seems, is without a date. Hmmm. Where will he go? What will he do?
- A Couple of Screed Filks (4K) by Brenda F. Bell
Song parodies of "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" and "The Wild Rover."
- Stitcher Of The Knight (15K) by Cat MacLean, Bobbie Williams, and Libby A. Smith
Once upon a midnight dreary,
while she cross-stitched, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious pattern of television lore,
While she nodded, nearly napping,
suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at her glass door.
"'Tis some visitor," she muttered,
"tapping at my glass door
Only this, and nothing more."
- NSFW: The Master of the Mouse (5K) by Susan E. Nix
Song parody of "Master of the House," from Les Miserable.
- More Screed Fanfic
... with a side of Tracy Vetter, courtesy of The Rat Patrol. May God have mercy on your soul!
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