- Nat luvs them sailor men.
- No need ta worry 'bout dressin' up on dates.
- Everyday's a gud 'air day fer Screed.
- One word: Speedos wit the FK Logocross-stitched 'cross the bum.
- Screed knows 'ow ta bicker a bar-gain at swapmeets.
- Natalie luvs rubbin' lotion on Screed's dome.
- Baby food jars take up less room than winebottles.
- On the prac-ti-cal sidies, juicy squeakers areeasier to get than moo krovvy.
- She kin get e-ter-nity if she wants, 'e gets all thelab rats 'e kin drain.
- No beau-ti-ful, sophy-si-cated fromer luver waitin'in the wings.
- Screed knows 'ow ta lay low when she's in "oneo' those moods."
- Natalie luvs the op-portunity ta research virii in thesewers.
- Screed treats ladies proper (even if she doesn'talways apprey-ate the gifts).
- Three words: Viva Las Vegas.
- Nat would never need an exterm-i-nator.
- Screed's more kewl a dude than Nick ever kin 'opeta be.
- Screed ain't gonna angst o'er the relationship.
- Natalie's fiesty, jest 'ow Screed likes 'is wenches.
- No vengeful master wot's gonna get even ferterri-ble past wrongsie-wongsies.
An' the NUMBER 1 reason Nat n' Screedy oughta is:
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