... THE TOP 10 HOBBIES OF THE CLEANERS ...
by Libby Singleton
...And the NUMBER ONE thing The Cleaners do when they have time off:
- Practice the Waltz (too bad they never agree on which type).
- Argue over whether or not Mr. Murphy's motorbike needs more lubrication.
- Watch Dr. Who and debate which Doctor was the most admirable.
- Conduct weddings.
- Moonlight as assassins to their former wedding clients when the marriages go sour.
- Mix together chemicals to see what happens.
- Play poker and drink sherry with shadowy government agents.
- Play charades.
- Dig up random graves to conduct autopsies just for the relaxation.
- Do NOT enjoy the Salsa!!!!!