10. Practice the Waltz (too bad they never agree on which type).

9. Argue over whether or not Mr. Murphy's motorbike needs more lubrication.

8. Watch Dr. Who and debate which Doctor was the most admirable.

7. Conduct weddings.

6. Moonlight as assassins to their former wedding clients when the marriages go sour.

5. Mix together chemicals to see what happens.

4. Play poker and drink sherry with shadowy government agents.

3. Play charades.

2. Dig up random graves to conduct autopsies just for the relaxation.

...And the NUMBER ONE thing The Cleaners do when they have time off:

1. Do NOT enjoy the Salsa!!!!!