1. Because cats are cool.
  2. You will be admired by all who meet you.
  3. Cosmo is cool.
  4. People will give you things, just because.
  5. You will have the satisfaction of knowing you are one.
  6. People won't fault you for having your own priorities.
  7. You don't have to sweat about stuff which isn't cool.
  8. Your friends will have the satisfaction of knowing you.
And the number one reason to be a Cosmopolitan...
Because having nine lives is so much cooler than having only one.