The Top Twelve Reasons
It's Cool To Have Greg Kramer For A Dad
 by Cosmo Kramer
  1. He feeds me.
  2. He pets me.
  3. He leaves me alone when I want to be left alone.
  4. He didn't kill me when I accidentally (honest!) pee'd on the couch.
  5. The view outside my window changes periodically.
  6. He will never be in a production of CATS and use me for a study subject.
  7. Kitty hair shows up real well on lime green clothes.
  8. He's not a vegetarian and, therefore, doesn't think I should be one either.
  9. He carries around pictures of me to show his friends.
  10. He no longer owns a dog.
  11. He can smuggle rats home from work.
And the number one reason it's cool to have Greg Kramer for a dad...
The Ratpack sends me lots of kitty toys! THANK YOU!!