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Who are you? |
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"Meow" ... or as we say 'er in Canada, "Miaow." I am Cosmo Kramer proud owner of a human named Greg, who leaves the house every now and again to do things not involving me, for some odd reason.
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Why are you making this FAQ? |
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I strongly believe in the principle of Dissemination of Information. Who am I to keep you from the knowledge you seek? The real question is: Who are you to seek this knowledge?
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Were you named after Cosmo Kramer from "Seinfeld"? |
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Duh! Also, my human thinks I'm a bit ... out there. Of course, humans aren't very deep, generally speaking, so it usually doesn't take too much to impress them.
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When is your birthday? |
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14 February, 1995
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WHY are your followers called Cosmopolitans? |
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Okay, here we go: The definition of 'cosmopolitan' is: of or from or knowing many parts of the world. Also, free from national limitations or prejudices. Now, I like to think of myself as both well-travelled and well-read. My human and I get around. And my followers seem to embrace the philosophy that the more you know and see, the more open you can be to new people and new experiences. It's a good life, but we must never look down upon those who are not quite ready for this next level of being. Everyone in their own time, I like to purr.
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What is the motto of the Cosmopolitans? |
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"If it can be desired, it can be obtained."
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What is the symbol of the Cosmopolitans? |
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No, it is not a litter box! It is my paw print, and can be found at the top of this FAQ.
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What breed of cat are you? |
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An orange, short-hair tabby.
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What color are your eyes? |
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Yellow. But they often photograph green -- which really bugs the people down at the DMV (the Department of Mice Vivisections).
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What is your favorite brand of cat food, and do you prefer dry or canned? |
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Science Diet, dry, thankyouverymuch! No canned stuff -- ick! Except if you've got some kippers 'angin' about....
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What is your favorite toy? |
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A riding crop. Hey, you asked! ;-)
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What is your favorite pasttime? |
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Sitting in the window, especially in the autumn. I like to freak me dad out by catching the falling leaves -- it's an upper-story window, but I'm real good at it!
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Who is your favorite cat role-model, and why? |
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Why CAT himself, from Red Dwarf! This feline has style, he has grace. He even has a keen fashion sense, proving that primates are certainly NOT the top rung on the evolutionary ladder.
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Which of Greg's many talents is your favorite? |
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I particularly enjoy the way he scratches my tummy -- not too soft that it tickles, and not so hard that it hurts. He's got the touch, alright!
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Boxer, briefs, or mid-thighs (to sleep on, of course)? |
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I'm not very particular, actually. Whatever's clean and warm out of the dryer.
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What is your best feature? |
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My nose. It's very pink and very good at helping me investigate things.
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What is your worst feature? |
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My nose. It's very good at helping me investigate things, but it's not very good at keeping me out of trouble.
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What are some of your favorite links? |
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Sausage, of course! Oh, but you mean World Wide Web links. Well, here are just a few:
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